zillatamer:

unimpressedcats:

food? no… friend

I like how the hamster’s fear response is to just eat faster like

If I’m going to die, it should be with a full stomach.

(Source: cineraria, via jay-rawrs)

mrstwitch:

So this week was my birthday week (May 23) and I had such a freakin awesome week where my friends literally went above and beyond for me and I loved it. It was small things - not just because it was my birthday but because they’re awesome people. I wanted to post something for them publicly but…

Erm :$ ♥

i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that

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spnwhore:

i think 60% of my life consists of me laughing by myself

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knightscrest:

knightscrest:

why is south korea nicer than north korea?

south korea has a seoul

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tempoes:

everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold

(Source: tempooooooooes, via theultimatecircus)

flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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fullthrottleauto:

The Great White Shark (by Anton TwAng)

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